In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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