dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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