butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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