hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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