Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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