Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
