I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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