I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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