I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I love you. Go after that dick
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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