the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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