I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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