I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Semen is not good for contacts.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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