Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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