yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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