So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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