she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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