I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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