I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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