i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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