omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
dude. I can hear the air.
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