no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
plz talk dirty to me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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