Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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