No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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