I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
