It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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