the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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