its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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