Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Oh god it's open bar.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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