Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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