is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We don't watch enough power rangers
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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