i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
