Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."