I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
love makes seman taste better
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.