And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He called his prostate his "boner button".
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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