Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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