doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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