I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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