I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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