So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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