I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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