But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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