I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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