this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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