so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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