I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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