I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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