Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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