Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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