don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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