Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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