dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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