So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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