I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you still have your period?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
