He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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